Welcome back Paulie. We're thrilled to see you stay.
What's the difference between White and Red?
Happy December. I will now formally acknowledge the holiday season.
Coffee improves short term memory and speeds up reaction times. Damn it. Maybe I won't give it up after all.
Now onto the National Security portion of our segment:
Los Alamos: 600-plus pounds of Plutonium unaccounted for. Doc and Marty detained for questioning. Claim is was the Libyans.
Airline Security of waste of cash.
Super bonus points: Why is this post titled "Harvester of Sorrow"? (Nacho Expert, you are banned from answering for at least 24 hours since I'm pretty sure you know). All others - I'll entertain guesses.