- Here's my recipe for scrambled eggs - Make an omelette. Screw up the folding a couple of times. You're done.
- Jose Contreras is on his way to the glue factory.
- If Barry Bonds ties the homerun record in LA, I might have to trek to San Diego this weekend.
- You can Simpsonize yourself here. (The site was bombarded and down for almost a week).
- I found out that the William Tell Overture is almost 6 hours when performed in its entirety. I then thought it would be cool to see a full performance. Afterwards I searched for the music online, hoping to hear the one part we all recognize. After 60 seconds of some other crap, I changed my mind.
Here are parts of the William Tell Overture you'll probably know. Again, I think I know the first one from Bugs Bunny (although it may be some other cartoon).
And of course the finale we all know from the Lone Ranger...
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