That's no way for a man to die. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Now I'm back to drinking coffee AND alcohol.
2005 Sportsman of the Year - Jose Canseco?
Yes, video games can influence kids. But not in the way you might think.