I know, it's been a few days, and I'm not even gonna pretend to make up facts for the last few days. But having just returned from a foreign land, I present Lost in Translation. It's like one of those Google tools for language translation, but it translates from English to another language then back to English and then to another language, and so on and so forth.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
If the moon fixes its eye like a great vector of Fleischpie of the vector of Pizzapie, is the lover.