This just rules. If you played Mike Tyson's Punchout like I did growing up, hopefully you'll find this at least half as funny as I did.
This poor dog. It's probably the only dog dumber than my own.
In one episode of the Simpsons, Lisa says something about adding up the clues and you'll be able to figure out which state Springfield is supposed to be in. So, I searched on it and found this. (scroll down about 2/3 of the way for the answer(s).)
How can you tell that a dining room set sold on eBay is being sold by a man?
John Digweed. Huh huh.