I've always been an advocate of using Nuclear Power. It's probably because I was brainwashed by Professor David Ruzic who taught Nuclear Engineering at the University of Illinois. I'm obviously joking - his class is by far the most memorable of my college years. PBS has an interactive page answering the question "Why do Americans fear nuclear power?"
I learned that "Santa Claus" in Spanish is "Nino Dios" (put the ~ over the n). Or kiddie god??? As usual, ex-business student Patty has done her job and confused me. She told me to ask kiddie god for a job for Christmas. Hey, it can't be worse than anything else I've tried.
And here are the absolute worst greeting cards ever.