Wednesday, July 20, 2005

7/20/05 Rules are Rules

Cousin Eric sends the official rules for NCAA Football. He tells me that on page 133, you'll find that in 1911, it was made illegal to conceal the ball under your jersey.

A week or so ago, Cousin Eric, Cousin Danny, Brother Gary, Sister-In-Law Christy and I were watching Major League. In the final 10 minutes of the movie, we somehow were able to unknowingly criticize at least half a dozen inconsistencies in the film. My favorite was the fat guy running out of the stands and onto the field and then doing it again 10 seconds later. There's a reason for this story - hang tight. Remember when Pedro Cerrano hits a big homerun towards the end of the final game? And he carries the bat around the bases? Well, Cousin Eric looked up the rules for Major League Baseball too. Turns out, it's perfectly legal to carry the bat with you.

From Football to Baseball and now to T-Ball... Psycho little league coach has gone to the next level. Sad.

From Mike - The Turbo Tap. Just in case you weren't drinking enough beer already. (Note of clarification: "You" refers to the reader, not "you", Mike.)

You know that annoying frog "ring ding ding" ringtone? I present the Ring Ding Ding video.

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