The Nacho Expert came out of hibernation and sent me some great videos - Will It Blend? It's like the next level of David Letterman's "Will it float?". They try and blend marbles and Coke cans and all sorts of other stuff.
Ok, I found a way to make the whole "Trapped in the Closet" parody make sense for those of you who aren't familiar with it.
Step One: The original by R. Kelly. This is only chapter one of twelve. It will suffice for our purposes. Or, if you're an idiot like me, you'll sit and watch all twelve. It's funny and stupid and brilliant all at the same time. (and, if you make it to chapter 9, it keeps getting better)
Step Two: The parody - Trapped in the Drive-Thru. (There's no video here. Only the song.)
Milton wants his stapler back. And he won't take it any longer. (Made by someone with lots of free time and motivation).