My first few childhood lessons were, in some order: Don't eat Play-Doh (despite it's salty, starchy deliciousness), there are nine planets in the solar system and after a nuclear war, the only animal to survive would be the cockroach. Mythbusters is taking on the final one. They're going to radiate cockroaches to nuclear holocaust levels and, uh, see what happens.
Since my childhood memory of 9 planets has recently been downgraded to 8, we're going to play a Navigate the Planets game.
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