My manager sent out a link to Despair.com this morning. I hadn't checked out that site in quite a while and they have some great new demotivators. Some of my favorites are..
- Get To Work - You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
- Meetings - None of us is as dumb as all of us.
- Incompetence - When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
- Planning - Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
- Motivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
I learned a new baseball stat today. "Winningest Pitcher Alive". The title now goes to Roger Clemens with 330 career victories. Warren Spahn held the title from 1961 - 2003. Upon his death, Steve Carlton took over the title with 329 career victories. The article also goes onto mention the "Greatest Hitter Alive" among other "Alive" categories.
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