My brother IMed today. Here's a sort of accurate re-enactment of our conversation:
Him: "So, are you celebrating today?"
Me: "Of course. Would you expect any less from me?"
Him: "Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?"
Me: "After all the time she and I have spent together?"
(pause)
Me: "In my dreams."
My favorite Salma quote - "I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do."
To which I respond - "I keep waiting for Salma to see the size of my balls."
Cousin Jeff sends an interview with poker player, Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. He warns that, although there aren't any big spoilers, they talk about the 2005 WSOP. Cousin Jeff puts it best - "Mike Matusow is insane".
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