A few years ago I tried doing an April Fool's joke here. And it sucked. So I've vowed not to try it again. Besides, by the time you read this, it'll be April 2nd. Or 3rd. Or 9th. Christ, I don't know how often you read this. Point being, you're probably asleep already. Instead, here are the Top Ten April Fool's Hoaxes.
In honor of the 2007 Major League Baseball Season, I've found a page that combines two of my favorite things.... The Chicago White Sox and Oregon Trail.
Who says Americans are no good at anything anymore? Congratulations to Thomas Snyder for winning the World Sudoku Title.