"Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero".
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I should probably start questioning my choice of television programs when, among the commercials is one for Yoplait Yogurt. Their slogan? "It is so good." Alright. Not real clever. But to the point. But then after the slogan they show a little yogurt container and written in pretty big letters (not fine print by any means) you see - "May be good for digestion". They say it too. May be? What kind of confidence is that? Doesn't that leave the door open for all sorts of questionable advertising claims? It's the no risk, all reward deceiving advertising campaign. I want to be in charge of this... "Yoplait Yogurt - May lead to mind shattering orgasms". You don't think they would sell an extra yogurt or two? You'd see women eating Yoplait for breakfast, lunch, dinner and most definitely right before bed.
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When I was 11 years old, I had a crush on Winnie Cooper. Some things haven't changed a bit. Danica McKellar wrote a math book specifically for girls.
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Finally, from the "Wolfman's got nards" files: The Monster Squad is finally available on DVD.
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