Today I learned something fun. If you put an Altoid (original flavor) in your mouth and drink coffee, it's like drinking a York Peppermint Patty. Try it. You may like it.
Since it's Valentine's Day, I decided I'm going to try and be all full of love and compassion. At least for one day. So, despite the fact that in the next 2 days I will be 1) alone, 2) unemployed and 3) wallowing in my own self pity, I send hugs and best wishes to everyone (except Will Perdue. I still haven't forgotten what a dick you are. Oh, and Al Roker too. Screw both of you.) So, besides Will Perdue and Al Roker, Happy Valentine's Day to all.
Don't make him angry.
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