"Ted, that was probably the worst landing in the history of this airport, but some of us here, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand."
Courtesy of The Sports Guy, here's the quote that made me laugh the hardest today:
"Did you see Dirk heading to the locker room after Game 5 when he knocked over that exercise bike? He was totally like Karl from 'Die Hard' after Bruce Willis killed his brother."
This is fun. (Ok, not really).