Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Five Chicago Sports Fans

Tecate Dana sends this story about Five Chicago Sports Fans....

Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team. Finally as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for Bobby Hull and all the great Blackhawks who played in Chicago!!!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, "This is for Michael Jordan and the great teams of the 90's!!!" Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for DITKA!!!", and leapt to his death. The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the Sox Fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!!" and pushed the Cubs fan off of the mountain.

(Thanks Dana - I know you're a Cub fan at heart. But there's still time to convert.)

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