What constitutes being a virgin? This tongue in cheek website has the answer - TechnicalVirgin.com. I recommend the commercials if you have a chance.
Today I also learned How Hangovers Work. After two bartenders tried getting my cousins and me hammered only a week ago, this information seems to be too little, too late.
While we were getting free drinks from dudes, some guy was solving the Rubik's Cube in 18.50 seconds. Blindfolded. It would be close, but I would have to say that we would still win in a "Biggest Loser" contest.
I found this page a couple of weeks ago, but forgot to post it. It's a library of those Bud Light - Real American Heroes mp3s.