I have a new theory as to why I repulse women. They all seem to suffer from beard phobia. And being the manly, hairy sasquatch I am, it's a little overwhelming for them. And ladies, don't worry. There's help in overcoming your fear.
Go to JesusSucks.com and..... (yes, it's safe for work).
I know it's St. Patrick's Day, but my historical fact has very little to do with the luck of the Irish. Instead, it has to do with TP for my bunghole. My people - they have been without TP for too long.
Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble...
Ugh, another Storm the Castle game.
Another excellent article from Mike... One that gives both us of very little faith in humanity.