Here's the coolest Pastor I've ever heard of - He says "Metallica echoes biblical message". Darkness. Imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute Horror. I cannot live. I cannot die...
When 125 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. Mmmm?
Are you spanking it too much? Mark E. Petersen is offering Steps in Overcoming Masturbation.
Dirty Sanchez anyone?